5 Easy Reasons There is Nowhere Else in the World Like Oktoberfest.
Nov 11th 2009Guest AuthorBabies
#5: Oh Those Bavarian Women.
While they're already quite gorgeous, those few special weeks in September let a whole load of ridiculously nice German women put on clothes that really show off their assets. If you're able to look away for a few minutes, you'll realize that you've arrived in paradise and will never want to leave.
#4: The Beer Just Never Really Stops.
There is no other bar that continues to serve people full 1L steins of beer far after they should have been cut off. Oktoberfest doesn't discriminate by trying to judge how drunk you are -- not only do they not have enough time for it, but getting that ridiculously drunk is actually part of the damn festival itself.
#3: The Music is Amazing/Awful.
Even though the music those German bands play up on the stands is pretty ridiculous and nearly unlistenable at times, when you've downed 6 liters of beer and are busy flirting with a Bavarian beauty (or some other gorgeous European woman), you'll appreciate nothing more than being able to sing a Village people song together and demonstrate your amazing dancing skills.
#2: The Security is Ridiculous.
For some reason you will never see a damn fight in Oktoberfest, because someone back some years ago realized that creating a festival devoted entirely to beer (instead of to sport, or food, or something other excuse people use to get drunk) would result in some rowdy-ass people. As a result the security is tighter, faster, and harder than you've ever seen in your life.
#1: There is Only One Protagonist -- Beer.
Sure, there are wine festivals, fancy beer festivals, vodka festivals -- all that stuff. But nowhere in the world is there a massive, massive party entirely devoted to consuming beer in big quantities, with other people, in tents. It is the apotheosis of everything great about beer in the first place, the camaraderie, the silly excitement, the fatty foods -- enshrined in the best festival ever created.
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